Darren's Bird-day

Before i begin,

- loads of pictures here so lets just let the pictures do the talking k?

- Pictures are not in sequent and its not my problem as blogspot has a f*cked up uploading system.

- am not gonna captionize the picture!!! AM TIRED AND LAZY!!!

Say hello to Birthday Boy, Darren the always so over-tension legal exec. Its just such a weird sight seeing him all smiley and cheery! But nevertheless, as long he enjoyed it, we're happy.

I actually wanted to title this post as, "Outtings with the old people". Hahahahaha but knn that is just so super bitchy. Am not getting younger also. Hitting 22 this year d. But!!!! Am still the youngest among THESE people. LMAO! Ok stop it!!!! This is suppoze to be about Darren!

So July 14th was Darren birthday. It was a Tuesday. As usual, we hit the pantry la where else?

* Look he is so happy! WTH Darren's not suppoze to be a happy person! lol!

* Chung handing over pressies to Darren. hahahah INFAMOUS already la this!!!

* Darren and his Tiramisu. Duno who so stingy bought such a smallish cake!!

* Darren and his trashed up birthday card!

POSING TIME!!!!

* Having a good time with the corporate ladies .

EVERYBODAAAYYYYYY....

* Darren's smallish cakey

* D with Celyn..

* HAHAHAHA Yani oh Yani..

* Chung with Darren's birthday gift.

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OKAY!! DONE!!!

Next up? Birthday Dinner at Harvest Inn on 16th July 09!

Firsty, FOOD!!

CAMWHORING SESSION BEGINS!!!

Just for Laugh

Oh you're gonna love this!

*Men's Pearls of Wisdom*

*1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.*

*2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.*

*3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' *

*4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.*

*5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.*

*6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.*

*7. Virginity can be cured.*

*8. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. *

*9. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.*

*10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

*11.Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.*

*12. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.*

*13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......* *14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man*s life ? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.*

*15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.*

*16. Despite the old saying, ' Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!*

Haha!!! Man i love these craps!