Reason for my absence? IT WAS ALL MY BROTHER’S FAULT~!
So how is it his fault?
This is what he does EVERYDAY from 7pm to 2am without fail (if he’s at home). He just DOTA his nuts off daily. And how does that explain my absence?
There is only ONE streamyx line, there is a router splitting the line into 3.
One for Des and his bloody game.
One for dad and simon’s bloody game.
And one for ME.
So, APPARENTLY, my computer is a vacuum that sucks in ALL the byte rates. According to the very ingenious Engineer/donkey, my computer is most probably fucked with viruses and every time i on my lappie, my lappie sucks in all the byte rates from the router and causing their (he meant his) internet line to get disconnected immediately. So, first problem? MY LAPPIE.
Second problem! The websites i visit. APPARENTLY, the websites i visit sucks in too much byte rate as well. I open blogs with pictures and emails with tonnes of pictures, therefore causing their game to get lagged and eventually, disconnected. SECOND PROBLEM DIAGNOSIS COMPLETE.
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU MY PROBLEM YOU BLOODY FOOL OF THE CENTURY.
First, I HATE YOU. Okay? Simple as that. And the problem that comes with the fact that i hate you, is that i am constantly dying to sabotage you, ESPECIALLY, YOUR GAME. It just thrills me to hear you cursing because you got disconnected from your lame game.
Second, you don’t give a damn or respect on my right to utilize the internet line. All you care is your stupid game which practically dominates your time at home. You don’t help out at home, you talked so arrogantly and don’t even respect your own parents. So what if i like to visit websites that requires hardcore loading that caused you to dc? I intend to fully utilize my 1/3 right to use the line okay? Jackass? You, can stay in your other 1/3 zone.
Third, i had tried so hard to refrain myself from opening websites that will potentially affect your game. Were you appreciative? NO! You play your dumb game while leaving your god damn ‘downloads’ on. I can’t even connect to my msn. Even if i could, i can’t receive any message at all. And my Internet Explorer is ALWAYS down.
And when i want to reset the overjammed router, you say NO~! Don’t touch it. i am playing here! So i will have to wait for another 30 min to an hour before i can access the internet like a pathetic pig which i have to refresh like 10 times to open GOOGLE! But when you want to reset router, you just reset that god damn thing without telling us. How many times did i got mysteriously disconnected and what’s worst, i was in the midst of transferring or receiving files from my friends. Do you even care? HELL NO.
After all these years, can you please give me a reason to like you, dear brother?
You’re an arrogant man when you’re with your own family, but when it comes to your girlfriend’s family, you humble down like a man without balls. YOU ARE PATHETIC AND YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY.
I have no qualm breaking off this sibling bond with you, honestly. I see how you treat your parents and your younger brother, it just make me sick. I am going to tell you this. I have been tolerating you all these while because mom asked me to do so. Now? I have had it and apprarently, mom have had it with you. Do you know how much we wished that you get married SOONEST POSSIBLE and move into your very luxurious new house and just get the hell out of here? Well now you do. We all hate each other so i don’t see a point in faking a good relationship anyway.
You think you’re some big shot just because you worked in the states? PUHLEASE. Everything about you is sick. You know, i can honestly tell people, i love my eldest and youngest brother, but you? I HATE.
Judging from the parents-yelling incident, your attitude, your pathetic apple-polishing way at your gf family, and HOW MOM HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU, i just really really hate you ok? You’re not my brother, you’re just someone who is sharing the same house with me. And soon, you will be gone =)
PHEW! That was no anger. That was mere opinion =)
Anyway now you see the reason of my absence in blogging because apparently, blogging eats up all his line so being the nice person that i am, i don’t blog lah. But he is going to get another line to himself already so we don’t have to share~! Yey. I do whatever the shit i want dude.
So how is it his fault?
This is what he does EVERYDAY from 7pm to 2am without fail (if he’s at home). He just DOTA his nuts off daily. And how does that explain my absence?
There is only ONE streamyx line, there is a router splitting the line into 3.
One for Des and his bloody game.
One for dad and simon’s bloody game.
And one for ME.
So, APPARENTLY, my computer is a vacuum that sucks in ALL the byte rates. According to the very ingenious Engineer/donkey, my computer is most probably fucked with viruses and every time i on my lappie, my lappie sucks in all the byte rates from the router and causing their (he meant his) internet line to get disconnected immediately. So, first problem? MY LAPPIE.
Second problem! The websites i visit. APPARENTLY, the websites i visit sucks in too much byte rate as well. I open blogs with pictures and emails with tonnes of pictures, therefore causing their game to get lagged and eventually, disconnected. SECOND PROBLEM DIAGNOSIS COMPLETE.
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU MY PROBLEM YOU BLOODY FOOL OF THE CENTURY.
First, I HATE YOU. Okay? Simple as that. And the problem that comes with the fact that i hate you, is that i am constantly dying to sabotage you, ESPECIALLY, YOUR GAME. It just thrills me to hear you cursing because you got disconnected from your lame game.
Second, you don’t give a damn or respect on my right to utilize the internet line. All you care is your stupid game which practically dominates your time at home. You don’t help out at home, you talked so arrogantly and don’t even respect your own parents. So what if i like to visit websites that requires hardcore loading that caused you to dc? I intend to fully utilize my 1/3 right to use the line okay? Jackass? You, can stay in your other 1/3 zone.
Third, i had tried so hard to refrain myself from opening websites that will potentially affect your game. Were you appreciative? NO! You play your dumb game while leaving your god damn ‘downloads’ on. I can’t even connect to my msn. Even if i could, i can’t receive any message at all. And my Internet Explorer is ALWAYS down.
And when i want to reset the overjammed router, you say NO~! Don’t touch it. i am playing here! So i will have to wait for another 30 min to an hour before i can access the internet like a pathetic pig which i have to refresh like 10 times to open GOOGLE! But when you want to reset router, you just reset that god damn thing without telling us. How many times did i got mysteriously disconnected and what’s worst, i was in the midst of transferring or receiving files from my friends. Do you even care? HELL NO.
After all these years, can you please give me a reason to like you, dear brother?
You’re an arrogant man when you’re with your own family, but when it comes to your girlfriend’s family, you humble down like a man without balls. YOU ARE PATHETIC AND YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY.
I have no qualm breaking off this sibling bond with you, honestly. I see how you treat your parents and your younger brother, it just make me sick. I am going to tell you this. I have been tolerating you all these while because mom asked me to do so. Now? I have had it and apprarently, mom have had it with you. Do you know how much we wished that you get married SOONEST POSSIBLE and move into your very luxurious new house and just get the hell out of here? Well now you do. We all hate each other so i don’t see a point in faking a good relationship anyway.
You think you’re some big shot just because you worked in the states? PUHLEASE. Everything about you is sick. You know, i can honestly tell people, i love my eldest and youngest brother, but you? I HATE.
Judging from the parents-yelling incident, your attitude, your pathetic apple-polishing way at your gf family, and HOW MOM HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU, i just really really hate you ok? You’re not my brother, you’re just someone who is sharing the same house with me. And soon, you will be gone =)
PHEW! That was no anger. That was mere opinion =)
Anyway now you see the reason of my absence in blogging because apparently, blogging eats up all his line so being the nice person that i am, i don’t blog lah. But he is going to get another line to himself already so we don’t have to share~! Yey. I do whatever the shit i want dude.
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